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Know WHO you are texting before you send it!

OH man....this is a GOODER! If my husband finds out I shared this, he might ring my neck but it's too good NOT to share!

Last night I was out with my best friend in the whole world. She came down from Canada to visit me and it's been a few years.

I took her for dinner and after we finished dinner, she said she had to go to the bathroom.
I decided to send Steve a quick text message.
I told him we were planning to go to a movie and that I would be home late....then I might have made reference to our sexy night the night before. (I MIGHT have:/).
that was it. No details.

He write me back with this:

"me too. I might be sleeping when you get home. Sext me later"

to which I bust up laughing b/c we have NEVER sexted before but we had laughed at the term.
( you have to know my husband...he is really a funny guy).
then he writes "I am laughing right now"
and I respond with " I am laughing at you". it was all in good fun.

A few minutes later, My friend gets back and we leave.
I get into the car and I get a text from my sister Tina.

This is what it says:

"What happened last night?
Are you sure that was meant for me?lol
Too funny.
What? I'm getting messages from Steve that I think are meant for you.
Are you playing a trick on me?

At this point, I can feel myself starting to sweat and my mind is racing trying to figure how in the HECK she got this text message? when SUDDENLY I remember I had sent her AND Steve a message earlier in the day with a picture of Erika! and then when I texted steve at the dinner table I used the same thread instead of starting a new one.

Well...you can IMAGINE the conversation that followed when Tina called Steve and he answered her call not knowing what had happened yet.
A.W.K.W.A.R.D!
lets just say I about pee'd my pants when I called and he chimed me in on 3 way and tried to get me to explain to my sister!

In the end, this was the text I got from Steve:

"Good Job Bill Gates.
Don't quit your day job.
You haven't yet mastered
Dorkdom texting level 2 yet"
(attached was a photo of him rolling his eyes at me)

LOL.....It's true I am still learning how to use this stupid I-Phone!

Oh my gosh..it was SO embarassing but one of the funniest things that has happened all year.
So much for my ATTEMPT at sexting. I won't do that again.